Mother’s Day Humour
Over the centuries mothers have given their children plenty of good advice;
here are some examples which Will and Guy find quite amusing.
COLUMBUS’S MOTHER: I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Christopher.
You could have written.
MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: Mike, can’t you paint on walls like other
children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the
NAPOLEON’S MOTHER: All right, Napoleon. If you aren’t hiding your
report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it.
GOLDILOCKS’S MOTHER: I’ve got a bill here for a broken chair from the
Bear family. Do you know anything about this Goldie?
ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER: But, Albert, it’s your senior picture. Can’t
you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something…?
THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: Of course I’m proud that you invented the
electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!
HUMPTY DUMPTY’S MOTHER: Humpty, If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a
hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? No!