Mother’s Day Humour

Over the centuries mothers have given their children plenty of good advice;
here are some examples which Will and Guy find quite amusing.

COLUMBUS’S MOTHER: I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Christopher.
You could have written.

MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: Mike, can’t you paint on walls like other
children?  Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the

NAPOLEON’S MOTHER: All right, Napoleon. If you aren’t hiding your
report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it.

GOLDILOCKS’S MOTHER: I’ve got a bill here for a broken chair from the
Bear family.  Do you know anything about this Goldie?

ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER: But, Albert, it’s your senior picture. Can’t
you do something about your hair?  Styling gel, mousse, something…?

THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: Of course I’m proud that you invented the
electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!

HUMPTY DUMPTY’S MOTHER: Humpty, If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a
hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? No!


4 thoughts on “MOTHER’S DAY HUMOUR….

  1. Its a good thing Humpty Dumpty is last. He reminds of really stubborn kids like me, and yet, Mommy was loving, patient, courageous, and full of character. Happy Mother’s Day Mom.

    • Regardless how kids are, they will remain kids and Moms will remain Moms, regardless and we love our kids with all thier issues,,, cos that is what makes us be what we are MOMS—

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