A little boy was ordered to lead in prayer
BOY: But I don’t know how to pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc
BOY: “Dear Lord..”
-Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless then so they won’t come again
-Forgive our neighbour’s son, who always remove my sister’s clothes and wrestle with her on her bed.
-This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry!
…and also provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work!
……….Dinner was cancelled!